Hawkinged


the state or action of being crippled, maimed, hospitalised or generally f-cked up. usually closely followed by the word “bam!”.
john: “ahhh sh-t i just fell into an icy crev-sse.”
boarder: “you’ve just been hawkinged. bam!”
as in stephen hawking. a reference to his head lean and non responsive demeanor, which is closely imitated by the consumption of too much marijuana.
he smoked so much last night he was hawkinged out on the couch, head bobbing, not sayin a word!

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