hawlucha
a tiny birb that can kick your -ss
hawlucha is fighting/flying type pokemon that looks like a mexican luchador wrestler, aztec eagle warrior, hawk bird-man humanoid who gives 0 f-cks about how the opponent feels. beats the cr-p out of your entire team and doesn’t give a sh-t if anyone’s crying. knows the move “flying-press” which is the first ever pokemon move to have 2 types which is fighting/flying. this pokemon has cape like wings. the adult size for a hawlucha would be two foot tall and the baby ones are the size of your palm hand. they are the best shiny as well, just look how bad-ss the shiny is. ash ketchum has one in the anime and it’s the cutest pokemon ever.
awww! look a dat li’l birrrb!
*hawlucha high jump kicks the person -ss* luuuchaaaaa!!!!!!!!
help me! i’m getting beaten’ up by a tiny birb!!!!
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