hawthorne (florida)


also referred to as gotham city, hawthorne florida is a quaint little town in between gainesville and palatka. no one knows where hawthorne is. the middle/high school is arguably the best 1a basketball team there is but not much of anything else in other sports. everyone knows everyone around and there’s no known diseases found in hawthorne unlike the neighboring cities of interlachen, ocala, palatka.
where are you from?

hawthorne (florida)!
where?

gainesville….

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