hay riding


when one takes a bus into the ghetto for a cheap thrill.
(south side of chicago at 1 am)
bus driver: “kid what are you doing way down here? hay riding?”
student: “no, i fell asleep and missed my stop and need to get back north. thanks for stopping.”
2 more definitions
being high or stoned due to smoking gr-ss or eating marijuana infused food.
dude what did you do yesterday?
i was hay riding in my girlfriend’s bas-m-nt.
sitting in the back of a pickup truck with gr-ss in the bed of the truck with that special someone
“are you guys hayriding?”
“yes, every tuesday.”

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