Hay


a basterdization of the greeting, “hey”. commonly used by /b/tards on 4chan.
“hay guyz, what’s going on!?”
marijuana that is old or has a lot of shake, or just some bap -ss weed. at least thats how we say in florida.
“yo dont by trees from that n-gg- dajuan, that n-gg- be servin that hay dog straight up.”
that funky green plant all the kids are smoking nowadays
smokin’ on haaaayyyy in the middle of the bar….. – crucial conflict
the r-t-rded way of saying “hey” in conversation. mostly used over the internet because the person is a complete dumb-ss and can’t spell “hey”, or they’re just being sarcastic and making fun of those dumb-sses.
dumb person: hay guys!
normal person: shut the f-ck up.
a term used to describe someone who doesn’t follow through with plans, or bails on them.
“i was supposed to hang out with willie today but he bailed again. what do you expect, he’s hay.”
verb. to emphatically agree to attend an event, only to not not attend, without any notification.
are you going out with sean or is he haysing you again?

1. h-llo(from a misspelling of hey)

2. marijuana

3. a bed
hay dude! how have you been this week?

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