hayaan
this is someone that you probably met through a mutual mexican friend playing soccer outside your dorm in college. he loves the words “dead-ss” and “yeet”, as well as over apostrophed words such as “whom’st’ve.” he is probably muslim, much to the disgust of any armenians he is unfortunate enough to meet. all in all, he’s a solid guy.
hayaan, you forgot your laptop in our room again!
that hayaan is always leaving stuff behind!
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