haybaker
when you’re fingering a woman and you have got maximum fingerage inside and they’re demanding more, so you attempt to give her what she wants by extracting fingers and going in with the fist. on doing so her p-ssy closes on removal of fingers and so you end up punching the p-ssy rather than fisting her!
she asked for more and i accidentally gave her a haybaker!
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