Hayden Short
a hayden short is a large c-ck sucking mammal whose chest is often cr-pped on initiating a short but aggresive streak in which hayden will run around having s-x with turtles.
what’s that dude with cr-p on his chest doing on top of a turtle?
oh thats just hayden short dont be scared.
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