Haysooz
1.) the mexican pr-nunciation of “jesus.”
2.) a more playful/sarcastic/humorous/et cetera way of saying “jesus.” is used in place of jesus. also used to emphasize a point or statement.
pr-nunciation: “hey-zeus.”
only to be used online. do not say haysooz in real life unless you are addressing someone who’s name is actually jesus, or else you will sound like a complete -sshole.
elle: i just had a skarsgasm.
alejandro: haysooz!
matt: haysooz! lady gaga’s alejandro music video is so explicit!
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