Hazard Parking


a term used to describe using your car’s hazard lights as an excuse to double park or otherwise illegally park your vechicle when there’s no sp-ces available.
tim: man, there’s no sp-ces left, but i really want to run in and get a sandwich!

joe: so, turn on your emergency lights and do some hazard parking in front of the store! i’m hungry!

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