Hazewinkel
an extremely in-depth, labor-intensive act (of the s-xual variety) requiring five lederhosen-wearing men and one “spinnable” woman. the act of hazewinkeling follows these steps:
two male and one female partic-p-nts should -ssume the spitroast position. one of the unoccupied men kicks off the event by “marinating” the woman with his seed. the remaining two men join the event by rotating the woman about her two phallic pivot points at a slow, but satisfying pace. when the roasting is mutually concluded to be “well done,” the two “roasters” withdraw from the woman, while the two spinners continue to support her weight. the rear roaster then proceeds to donkey punch the woman and drops her, which immediately prompts the “marinater” to ring a large, br-ss dinner bell three times in succession while shouting: “hazewinkel! hazewinkel! hazewinkel!” the festivities conclude when the marinater loudly exclaims: “the pig is done!”
that, my friends, is known as a hazewinkel….roll credits.
man 1: “hey bro, you cravin’ some bacon?”
man 2: “yeah breh! i know a chick and a couple dudes that are totally down to hazewinkel!!”
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