Hazletonmobile


the primary mode of transportation in hazleton, pa, seen outside of every home: a stolen shopping cart!
hazletard 1: got any wd-40, my ride needs a tune up.

hazletard 2: ditch that b-tch. i got this fly hazletonmobile, from giant food. no i can go hazleton drifting, this afternoon.

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