HB10

a hot babe who is rated 10 out of 10
louise is definitely a hb10
hot babe, 10 out of 10.
this item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once i tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. after checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, i walked from my trailer to wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. the women knew from the wolves on my shirt that i, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). the women that approached me wanted to know if i would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. i told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

i arrived at wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. while i was browsing tube socks, i could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. i turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. she told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, i told her i wanted to howl at her moon. she offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and i drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. thank you wolf shirt.

pros: fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts hb10s
cons: only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
hb hot babe 10 (as in a perfect 10 out of 10)
he wanted to close on the hb10, but was intimidated by her beauty.
hb10 is a hot babe on top of the 1-10 scale.
adriana lima and alessandra ambrosio is both a hb10