HBF
acronym for hand b-tt f-ck, where a man or woman inserts fingers, and eventually the entire hand, into one’s -ss for pleasure.
jenna kept trying to hbf me last night when i was sleeping, so annoying, i had work in the morning!
hot but fat. used to describe a person who would be pretty hot if they weren’t fat, or who is hot despite fatness.
jesse: why are you even dating that cow?
rik: come on, man! she’s hbf! imagine if she lost 40 pounds.
jesse: yeah, i guess she’s hbf.
heteros-xual bar female
the type of female that is stereotypically found in a bar where teasing, getting drinks bought, and wearing limited attire are the focus.
women who fall into this category are inexplicably identifiable outside of the bar in broad daylight.
“i bet that hbf has nice tna.”
harsh but fair
saying something about someone or something , thats mean but deserves.
joe:ur mums a fat wh-r-!
jack: ease up man!
joe: oi it was hbf!
1. hot boy friend
2. h-rny boy friend
3. h-rny best friend
1. my hbf is coming with me to the theater you wanna come?
2. sara refused to accept that matt was acting very hbf.
3. courtney couldnt deal with a hbf
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