HBN
an abbreviation of the words ‘how about now’
you say chickens are your favorite food? hbn?
(something appropriate to say to a friend after watching a peta video.)
abbreviation for how ’bout now? usually used when txting impatiently.
“have you left yet?”
“no”
“hbn?”
#sms language #how about now #hbn #how ’bout now #how bout now #txting
how bout no?
“hi, can you ring me back, i’ve got no more credit.”
“errrr… hbn.”
#how #bout #no #about #errrr
h-lls b-tch no
dude are you hungry hbn i just ate
#hby #h-lls #no #b-tch #f-ck
“hefty by nature”. when you eat or make a food item fatter than it already is. or when you pig out to the point of exhaustion or pain.
omg, chocolate dipped bacon is so hbn.
#fatty foods #healthy food #delicious food #stuffing your face #food
h.b.n. (hater by nature):
someone who is a hater in any and every given scenario. it is in their genes to hate on something that isn’t affiliated with them.
guy 1: dude, i just won the lottery!
guy 2: ha. cool dude. …. you’re still fat and ugly.
guy 3: hey guy 2, youre just an h.b.n. suck a c0ck.
#hater #by #nature #h #b #n #haterade #hate #-sshole #pr-ck #affiliated #negative #douchebag
hate by numbers
when i told some of my cracked cohorts that this week’s hbn was going to be about will smith, i was met with much shock and alarm.
#hate by numbers #disliked #prejudice #hbn #intense hostility #aversion
Read Also:
- Opabinia
opabinia regalis lived 500 million years ago during the cambrian period. it had 5 eyes, a proboscis, and a backwards mouth. it was about 2-3 inches long, and it ate plankton by catching it’s proboscis, the feeding it up to it’s mouth! the opabinia was also the awesomest creature alive! opabinias are very awesome!!
- butterball booty
a round, firm, voluptuous b-tt in the shape of a b-tterball turkey. b-tterball, turkey, booty, heavy duty booty, booty squatting, b-tt, down south booty, black girl booty, pawg, thick, bbw i know that i added some pounds over the holidays, so now i got a b-tterball booty. well, i gotta start hitting the gym.
- hot anus
a hot -n-s i love me some hot -n-s
- Brazilian hot pocket
when a man sh-ts in a women’s v-g-n- then procedes to ram the sh-t even further with a soccer ball to the point where the woman almost dies of absolute f-ckery. dam girl i done f-cked your so hard i declare that a brazilian hot pocket
- fuck bank
f-ck bank- repository of emotion used to give a f-ck. i have no f-ck left in my f-ck bank to give a f-ck.