hdotty
a man, who used to be the guy. but lost major points when he tried to capture marilyn’s heart. he still is known to keep it g though.
person 1: hey you ‘member hdotty
person 2: yeah, marilyn was talking to him
person 1: well, not anymore!
person 2: yeah, n-gg- is crazy
person 1: dude, is looney tunes.
person 5: but, he still keeps it g.!
person 10: ain’t nothing going on but some h-dot music!
person 2: no wonder they call ’em the modern day villain!
marilyn: no, he’s still cute though. : )
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