Doucheclump
collective noun for a clump of douches. specifically those that show up at a party, don’t pay cover, and try to drink anyway. typically accompanied by a few std-infested wh-r-s (often of asian descent).
jay: look at that doucheclump. drinking in the corner with hana.
gus: let’s bust the douche clump for drinking.
will: $20, people. imma make it rain.
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