he could work for BP
used to describe someone who makes a snafu out of something deceptively simple. refers to the 2010 bp oil leak in the gulf of mexico. can also be used in the feminine sense, as in “she could work for bp.”
dave: “did you see robert green f-ck up that easy save that could have won the game for england?”
ralph: “that was devastating. he should have had that d-mn ball!”
dave: “h-ll, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for bp!”
sarah: “oh, i cannot f-cking believe kimberly! how could she f-ck up my order?”
amber: “i know. she could work for bp.”
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