he pulled a peterson
when a coworker goes on break at work and when he/she is supposed to come back from break instead either calls the store to notify hes quit or just doesnt return at all.
worker #1: yo where’s mike at? isn’t his break over?
worker #2: nah he pulled a peterson
worker #1: ohhh sh-t! he did wanna leave too!
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