he-purse


just as it sounds: a purse worn by dudes.
bob: dude, what’s with the he-purse?
bill: it’s not a he-purse, it’s a messenger bag.
bob: does it have messages in it?
bill: no, just my ipod, and a book, and a bottle of water…
bob: he-purse.

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