Head and Shoulders
the act of j-zzing in someones shampoo.
“ah man! this ain’t shampoo! its j-zz! head and shoulders…”
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when a girl is giving you a bl-wj-b and she manages to fit your p-n-s and b-lls in her mouth.
“dude, i went to catey’s last night and she gave me a head and shoulders!”
“she does have an abnormally large mouth.”
a shampoo that has a light blue color to it, designed to eliminate dandruff
my grandfather\’s old -ss head needs some head and shoulders
when a chick is giving you head you blow your load in her hair and rub it in.
cindy was so bad at giving head i told her i had a suprise for her and gave her the old head and shoulders
something you say to a person that is known for flaking and you both have plans later.
friend1:i’m comin’ to your house later.
friend2:we head and shoulders, right? because you be flakin’ somethin’ serious, homie!
to have ones head so far up their -n-s, you can only see from the shoulders down.
when my girlfriend is being intentionally difficult, i roll my eyes and exclaim to my friends: she is being head and shoulders today!
when a chick is giving you a bl-wj-b, you throw up in her hair and rub it in.
“she was going down on me, and i finished her off with a head and shoulders.”
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