head cheese


sm-gm-. the foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man’s p-n-s. is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.
my boyfriend wants me to give him a bl-w j-b but i can’t stand the taste of head cheese.
processed meat which has a large percentage of offal, cartilage and other ‘waste’ parts of butchered animals in it.
i could never bring myself to eat head cheese because i know what goes into it.
the cheesy residue that acc-mulates underneath the foreskin of an uncirc-mcized man’s p-n-s.
i was about to give him a bl-wj-b but the smell of his headcheese made me want to gag.
the stuff that get stuck under your foreskin after masturbating or having s-x.

david: brb gonna take a shower to get rid of some headcheese.
noob head cheese headcheese
the residual -j-c-l-t- gathered under the foreskin of the p-n-s before the guy has a chance to shower or clean it away or residual -j-c-l-t- left behind by a man whose hygeine habits aren’t good, maybe hours or days old.
oh man! i ain’t suckin’ that sleazy thing baby! y’all got some old head-cheese left under there!
short lived world wrestling federation tag team consisting of al snow (who carried the head) and steve blackman (who refused to carry the cheese)
al: i carry the head, and you’ll carry this (holds up a cheese wheel) see? head. cheese. head. cheese.

blackman: i am -not- going to the ring and having people call me head cheese. our tag team is simple, you’re al snow, i’m steve blackman.

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