head cold
something that always seems to happen mostly around wintertime, especially hanukkah/christmas/new year’s just when you’ve firmed up your plans to see your family and/or friends. often caused by idiotic, careless people who don’t bother to contain their sneezes and coughs in a handkerchief or shake hands with the same hand they’ve just sneezed and coughed into.while they’re hovering around you on the bus and/or train. usually takes three days to catch after you’re exposed, and makes you feel miserable for at least five days, with sneezing, coughing, stuffy and runny nose, sometimes a headache, and weakness. yukkkk!
i just caught a bad head cold, so i can’t visit grandma for hanukkah.
when a girl gives you head and the guy busts his load in her mouth, she chokes and it ends up coming out of her noise
she couldn’t handle all the j-zz and got a head cold after giving homeboy a bl-wj-b
the act of sneezing directly after finishing filletio, giving head, forcing the seminal byproduct out of the nostrils.
she had a fit of a headcold.
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