head lock


someone puts there arm around your head and squeezes
today at school i got a head lock and a wedgie for wearing briefs
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when you smoke too much weed in a short amount of time resulting in a headache.

it does depend on your tolerance level and how long you have been smoking for.

also depends on you high level which ranges from 1-30 (most highs are around 13)
“dude why are you holding your head like that, math too hard?”

“i got a headlock…. everything is too hard” >.>
when your sack hair get somehow cought under your foreskin very painful
either something just bit me on the nads or i just got head lock!
what all the kids are calling s-x these days
bill put me in the best head lock ever last night!
noun – referring to m-ssive b–bies that usually have some saggage to them, also being part of a “larger” women
verb – actually gripping or latching on to the b–bies of a large woman
erin has headlocks, look at those head locks. im gonna put those in a headlock!
where the woman is on top thrusting ever so gently, just as she comes to the top of the p-n-s head, she squeezes her p-ssy walls therefore locking the males p-n-s in her v-g-n-.
“d-mn that girl has a good headlock”

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