head of lettuce


the feeling of being drunk again after your first alcoholic drink the day after a good long night of drinking. like when you throw a head of lettuce that is wilting slightly into a bowl of water and it perks right back up, your drunk is wilting a little from sleeping and the first drink of the day perks it right back up!
“oh my god! i got so drunk last night, this bl–dy mary is going to totally turn me into a head of lettuce!”

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