head royce
a private school by the oakland hills above fruitvale. very expensive, but you’ll get a great education. rival is cps and rumored to be filled with sn-bby preps. however, the school is more diverse than most oakland schools and not really preppy at all. if you can go there you’ll make lifelong friends and connect with your teachers.
kid 1: what school d’you go to?
kid 2: head royce…
kid 1: luckyyy!
a school where for 22,000 a year you can lose sight of everything truly important in life and be taught that 1) money is everything 2) you are better than everyone else ever. ever. 3) you have to kill to get ahead. it’s a guarantee you will make bundles of money someday but have the same amount of fun as a survivor from auchwitz.
you’re cute…oh wait, you go to head-royce, nevermind.
a school with not enough colored people, but the people who are colored there are down to earth. most people there have no lives, and think they are bad -sses, because they have had no real contact with the outside world…..
bob: guess what! i got detention today! aren’t i a bad -ss?!
bill: d-mn, you go to head-royce huh.
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