head scratcher
1. noun. any particularily puzzling event or object which prompts a puzzled scratch of the head.
2. head scratch. verb. most common reaction when one spots a set of man b–bs – especially when the man who is sporting the b–bs is not exactly large or fat, and the occurance of the man b–bs is puzzlesome, prompting the observer to scratch their head in curiosity
(jeny scratches her head, looking puzzled)
“jeny, why are you scratching your head?” asks mich-lle.
“well, look.” (points toward a young man.) “he has man b–bs… but he isnt fat.” jeny replies.
“hmmm,” ponders mich-lle. “thats a real head scratcher.”
used to define your one friend who never gets any puss even though he’s not a loser.
why can’t jake get any action? he’s a pretty nice dude and seems to do everything right but the guy can’t get laid for sh-t. it’s a real head scratcher…
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