Headcrotching
opposite of headb-tting, it is when one headb-tts a rapist in the crotch. especially when wearing a “b-mp it”.
this rapist wearing a snuggie came after me last night, i swiftly gave him a good headcrotching and he crawled away in pain.
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- head for the mountains
its when you really do not like someone and think they are really stupid and you tell them to head for the mountains. weird kid:i love ballet cool kid:alright just for saying that head for the mountains you freak weird kid:which ones cool kid:i dont care you pick you pr-ck
- headfuckism
the deranged, frantic and panicky state of mind a woman creates in a man’s head due to mind games and bullsh-t. man, that b-tch is giving me major headf-ckism.
- headlicocus
a severe condition in which a man will die before the night is over if he does not receive felatio. she ended up sucking hector off because he had headlicocus.
- Headwobbler
a person who has got ahead of themselves to the point where their head wobbles a touch whilst walking triple m’s james brayshaw has become a headwobbler by selling badges and action shots of himself at the north melbourne shop