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• moons of uranus

  can also be spelt as `moons of your -n-s ` which are potentially found on hairy -ss guys where the moons are smaller bits of sh-t are attached to hairs near the -ss it came out as rabbit sh-t that clung on like the ‘moons of ur-n-s’

• Train Crash

  aka train wreck is when 2 groups of male trains line up on each side of a female to have group intercourse. the males of both ends will be in synch running up to the female from both ends yelling “chugga chugga!” until they are ready to -rg-sm in which they will yell “choo choo!”. […]

• hard sports

  like water sports…but with sh-t. i played hard sports with this chick last night, and now i can’t get my bedroom clean. sh-tting on each other. s-xily. linda loves her hardsports.

• hypo-vibro-chondria

  when you think your phone is ringing in your pocket when it’s on silent alert (vibrate)… but it’s actually not. guy: oh, my phone’s ringing. -pulls out phone- huh… maybe not. coulda sworn it was vibrating. dude: i guess that’s your hypo-vibro-chondria playing up again.

• Mother Chubbler

  a chubby mother f-@#$r. usually annoying and or unliked but can be used to describe pudgy friends. i.e… jake is my favorite mother chubbler! used in the plural form as mother chubblets. >haha look at that mother chubbler eat! >450 lbs?! what a mother chubbler!! >dude, yesterday i fought like six mother chubblets

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