Train Crash
aka train wreck is when 2 groups of male trains line up on each side of a female to have group intercourse. the males of both ends will be in synch running up to the female from both ends yelling “chugga chugga!” until they are ready to -rg-sm in which they will yell “choo choo!”.
chu: the train crash that happened with alexis on friday was crazy!
hunter: you were there!?!?
chu: yeah i was coming from the -n-l side.
hunter: oh, i didn’t see you there i was at the mouth side.
chu: what time were you there?
hunter: 8:30ish
chu: i was there at 11ish. how long was the wait in the line when you were there?
hunter: 2 hours
chu: d-mn… i saw gallardy, clarence, c-dub there.
hunter: i saw wes and michelson
chu: i also saw kenny there…
hunter:…….thats sort of weird….
chu: cool, i heard it ended up with major siihbapage
hunter: is there any other way to end it?
(this story is fiction. if any events or names of this story is true it is purely coincidental)
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