headjob
the sucking of ones p-n-s til it explodes
lick it up and wont and dont forget the b-lls…and put your lips firmly around it (no teeth) grasp it with your right hand and move up and down with your mouth and hand going faster and faster and harder and faster…the swollow
oral s-x.
she gave me a head job.
sucking a p-n-s f-ll-t–
im going to give him a headjob
something ur boyfreinds says when drunk
a mix between head, and handjob
use it when ur drunk and ur confused about what u want ur girlfreind to preform upon u so u can confuse them…
“ill give you a kiss”
-slurs- “how bout a headjob?”
1.) to be at the top of your career, a prime leading example, exquisite and talented in what you do, looked up to by many and always spoken to respectfully. highly regarded.
2.) to have someone gag on your sausage
“look he wants that headjob so badly”
“he’ll have to give one to get it”
it was a mistake to give john howard a headjob
v. when a male puts his p-n-s on the top or against the back of a females head/skull and simply has s-xual intercourse with the females head/skull and not her mouth or face.
or
v. when the female uses her head/skull and rubs, pushes against, or repeatedly b-mps her head on the males p-n-s and she does not use her face or mouth.
“hey babe, you want me to give you a headjob? you can sit on my shoulders and use your p-n-s and have s-x with my head however long and hardcore as you want to till you -j-c-l-t- all over my head and hair.”
in soccer, or football, to score a goal, p-ss, or make contact by striking the ball with the head. also commonly referred to as a ‘header’.
“that was a beautiful headjob from a well placed corner kick”
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