headphone noose
the tangle of your headphones around your neck when you wake up after falling asleep listening to music. while never proven to be fatal, it definately freaks those who wake up with headphone nooses out. a very stressful start to the day, the stress can only be alleviated with snus
vinny: dude i woke up in the worst mood
hayley: why?
vinny: i woke up with the tightest headphone noose and i was not about to go listening to the sh-tty playlist i fell asleep to
hayley: i feel you, snus it up and sweat it off
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