headupassitis
the condition a person suffers from when their head is wedged firmly up their -ss. it’s a phenomenon that affects millions of people on a daily basis, and usually results in the person saying incoherant or completely r-t-rded things.
dave: hey john, did you hear about larry from across the hall?
john: no. what happened?
dave: he told a nun that she needed to jam out with her clam out.
john: what a f-cktard, he’s got a bad case of headup-ssitis.
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