health and safety
another part of tonys masterplan.
everytime i work at a factory i have to watch some p-ss poor video telling me not to stick blow torches up my nose.
entirely designed to avoid being sued by the terminaly stupid and f-ck all to do with safety.
method statement! i’ll give you a method statement. i know how to do the job, you dont, thats why you are paying me to do it.
making me write it out in triplicate will not make me any safer. lets face it you wont understand a f-cking word anyway you pen pushing desk pilot b-st-rd.
example: making me wear a hard hat when working in a man lift platform. im the highest thing for 20 miles whats going to fall on my head? bird sh-t perhapse?
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