health


the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
she spends all the time bettering her health.
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a complete state of mental, physical and social well being
the guy lived to 100 as he always lead a healthy lifestlye
a four piece noise rock band from los angeles, ca. first started playing together in 2006 at the smell; an all ages diy venue in downtown la.

recorded their first alb-m at the smell in 2006- 2007. say it was the ‘worse idea’ and ‘super stressful’

touring follwed all over the us and europe. now say liverpool is a good city to go to.

after the crystal castles remix of ‘crimewave’ entered the top spot in the uk indie charts. health produced a remix alb-m t-tled health// disco. the line reads ‘all the hits remixed’. the alb-m featured remixers and dance producers hand picked by the band.

recorded their second alb-m, this time in a studio. again, they said it was ‘super stressful’. though they later cleared up that everything they do is stressful.

for the release of the new alb-m the band came up with the golden ticket give-away. the band hand made all the 66 tickets, all related to different prizes. the band made a point by only putting the alb-m cd’s with the tickets only available to buy in indie stores. the band also drew up a list of prizes that correlated to the number on the ticket. prizes inlcude: all paid trip to la, objects signed in the bands own blood and a bag of cat hair.

touring followed. this time the band went to australia and new zealand.

health have an internet television show which will feature members of the band called healthvision. also in early 2010 will produce one off designer items for a limited time.

health is all caps
health noise caps la the smell
only the best noise rock band to come out of la. known for their colorful merch and original style. they create noises no man has created before with a combination of drum pads, pedals , mics and amps.
noise kid 1: dude did you see health and captain ahab at the smell last night?
noise kid 2: yeah jupiter from health is so dreamy he gets the gay boys whistlin’.
word to describe an awesome person/action/situation
dude 1: i slammed two b-tches last night.
dude 2: aww man thats health!

frank: yo, son, jenny wants to do you, and i hear shes totally health in bed!
sacrastic for for being in a healthy and well state of mind and fittness. generaly un healthy.
in high school she was hot now lisa is just health.

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