Healthy Mushroom
a woman’s lady region that is pr-ne to letting out small puffs of spores during the act of procreation. there is no true way of indicating the difference between healthy and unhealthy so you must take the risk to find out.
person 1: “come on big boy and eat my healthy mushroom”
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