Heart Warmer Massager


a reusable heated m-ssage pad. looks like a heart shaped b–b implant with a little metal disk inside. snap the disk and it starts to heat up. after use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!
man, my heart warmer m-ssager is the best at relieving aches and pains!

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