Heath Bar


another way of saying something or someone is “hardcore”. in reference to the candy bar, which has a hard candy core.
“dude, we went to that rammstein concert last night, and that sh-t was heath bar.”
when a guy shoves his fingers up his cornhole, so that he has a large amount of dookey or sh-t smeared on his hand. he then m-st-rb-t-s furiously, so that the his p-n-s is smeared with sh-t, looking similar to a heath bar. he then gets his girlfriend/boyfriend to give him a bl-w j-b, tasting like a delicious choclate bar.
dude, chris completely showed her who was boss, and gave her a heath bar. that’s what i’m talking about!

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