Heather Bogard
the best girlfriend soon to be wife in the world.
i love you, heather bogard.
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- Heartarded
1.a couple that is painfully sweet to each other in public or 2.an overbearing emotional response in a sappy manner. “those two lovebirds are being completely heartarded.” when my boyfriend proposed, i became heartarded and couldn’t speak for 5 minutes.
- Head Eyes
when a woman or man if your gay, is giving you f-ll-t– or irrumatio (aka head if your a dumb-ss) while they are sucking your long hairy p-n-s they look up with up at you with their eyes, giant blue eyes are recomended for this procedure. last mother f-ckin night i was getting head from […]
- Scraddle
an extremely itchy or uncomfortable scr-t-m. i was so embarrased when i got a scraddle in front of my girlfriend.
- Haunted Past
when a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite s-x and gain sympathy points. the haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression. guy 1: guess who’s a broken man? guy 1 and guy […]
- scotty that hoe
when two people are having s-x and the man tells the woman to get in a handstand position, and the man has s-x with her while she is in the handstand position. yo you f-ck that girl yet? yea bro i scotty that hoe…….