Heather Johnson
a heather johnson generally loves long walks in the park, boys who are above 5 foot 7, and makes awesome almond cookies. she does not like it when her friends moan in her car (accidentally) or when her roommate talks in a baby voice to her boyfriend. she does like playing civil war, and pretty much kicks major -ss at it (so don’t even play, n-gg-‘.) heather’s a highly dangerous, and should never be approached from behind. ever. naw’mean? a heather johnson has a best friend who talks about queefing, and that’s all you should know. oh, and she finds super cute cats at k-mart.
i am heather johnson. i don’t date f-ggot -ss midgets.
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