heaux
(plural noun) a collection of male hoes, typically gay, and often ranging from average to attractive (even if they aren’t actually wh-r-s). may be used to describe guys at a bar or club, the guys who are currently in your mix for dating or other activities (used affectionately), or the guys who have been hitting you up on grindr, jack’d, scruff, etc.
– i had to delete grindr because the heaux wouldn’t leave me alone.
– i have dates with a few of my heaux this week.
at lsu, the phrase “geaux (pr-nounced “go”) tigers” is yelled at football games. heaux (pr-nounced “ho”) is an lsu sl-t.
“did you see krystal at that party last night? she had her clothes off by like 9:30”
“yeah, what a heaux”
a slang term of endearment for a bestie or close friend.
also used as a playful way for one woman to put another woman in her place. not to be spoken by a man to a woman or it becomes offensive.
see that bad b-tch over there? she’s my heaux! she’s my girl and ain’t n-body messing with her!
chu lookin at heaux?
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