Heavy Breather
a heavy breather is a generic name for a person that is in a position of power and influence. they do not breathe any louder than the rest of us, but their breath/words have a larger impact on society. this term usually is used reserved corporate executives or high level politicians.
“so dog, whaddid ya do today?! dude, i had to sit in this meeting with a bunch of heavy breathers”
“the heavy breathers of the right are panting for spending cuts again”
a b-tch who busts into your room and breathes like child molester on your chest. the experience can be erotic, but is most of the time scarring.
“d-mn yo, ashley and kate broke in last night and f-cked with my rem cycle!”
“who are ashley and kate”
“those two heavy breathers that live upstairs”
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