Heavy Cumer


male of the species that when completing s-x, c-ms in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)
terri: was the first time s-x with your new boyfriend amazing?
anne: it was great, but he is such a “heavy c-mer” that i put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!

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