Heavy Machinery
hev-ee muh-shee-nuh-ree
the highest form of tool, given to those who exceed the status of tool,power tool,tool bag, tool box, and home depot. having no mind of there own,following everything and anyone to try and fit in. said machinery is completley aware of their status but continues to be used.
i.e going bag shopping with a girl you have no chance with
and paying
person #1: you see that guy in the gap
person#2: there’s some heavy machinery over there
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