Heavy Metal Jesus
-yahoo answers r&s resident.
-to live in ones parent’s bas-m-nt. to be a big fan of omg epic power metal, hence the obnoxious name. to have maybe two or three friends irl, at most, but that is expected considering you get wood while staring at your manowar poster.
-to suffer from unwarranted self importance. ironically, when the real heavy metal jesus sees this definition, it will most likely inflate his ego and without a doubt inflate his little solider as manowar has now been mentioned twice. omg epic posing. to really get a heavy metal jesus tingling, throw in a little dragonfarce with a pinch of iced earth.
– to be a \m/tru metal!!!!!\m/ virgin. srsly, heavy metal jesus is a self admitted virgin. he’d be a mot more bad-ssed if he listened to mercyful fate, but alas, he is a purist, power metal virgin and is intent on remaining that way. silly heavy metal jesus, virginity is for idiotic straight edgers.
death to false heavy metal jesus!
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