heck


where you go to if you don’t believe in gosh.
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a fusion of the words h-ll and f-ck. it is used by saying “what the heck!” as a stand-in for h-ll or f-ck but is really worse than saying “what the h-ll!” or “what the f-ck!” you are really saying “what the h-llf-ck!”
tom: “what the heck did you do with my condoms! i am trying to get laid!”

mark: “it is pr-nounced ‘h-llf-ck’.”
a lighter version of satan’s domain, h-ll, where temperature is kept t-shirt-and-shorts high, ruled by phil, the prince of insufficient light.
i gave my son a yoghurt that had expired yesterday…i’ll go straight to heck.
a non offensive replacement for the word “h-ll” used to express amazement at some unlikely act or strange object.
“what the heck is he doing?”
“what the heck is that thing?”
h-ll, guys. it’s just h-ll.
heck. don’t you think g-d knows you meant h-ll?
a place people get darned to who don’t believe in gosh
what the heck?! ; after i murdered the man it became obvious i would be going to heck.
p-ssy way of saying h-ll

the way your mommy and your teacher make you say h-ll
scotty- what the h-ll!
mom- heck! not h-ll scotty!
scotty- f-ck you!
mom- -slap-
scotty- -crying-

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