hedge pest
somebody who lurks around (usually in the office, school, playground etc) spying on female staff / small children, only surfacing to har-ss said victims with a disgusting sense of “slickness”.
hedge pests are usually older and very unattractive, often sporting a mustache, missing teeth, scraggly hair, and a pot belly.
hedge pests are often the target of s-xual har-ssment claims, and would account for a large percentage of all those charged with possessing child p-rnorgraphy
“did you see phil stroking the back of that hot chick on reception?
yeah, what a filthy hedge pest”
“look at that dirty old man spying from the hedges just beyond the playground!
quick, call the police!”
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