hedge porn


the literary exchange mechanism by which pre-internet british children exchanged p-rn. mags were placed in known hedges, to be taken or swapped as desired by other males.
how did you find this copy of razzle? under your dad’s bed?
no, it’s hedge p-rn, i found it in a lay-by.

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