hee haw

adj. meaning ‘nothing’ or very little. mainly a central scottish term.
‘he went to get money out of his bank, but he had hee haw in it.’

nothing f-ck all nante b-gg-r all nowt
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a phrase that should follow an unreasonably pejorative, irrational/illogical, or clearly dumb–ss remark. used as an interjection, to call someone out for being an ignorant braying -ss. (probably best used via text format, as actually saying “hee haw” may detract from the intended effect…).

a subtle yet effective way of pointing out someone’s stupidity- as they most likely won’t even get your reference in the first place (and may in fact think you are laughing with them)- without having to be too frank.

you see, an ignorant braying -ss “hee-haws” all day long…call ’em out.
“bahaha you f-g!!”
“hee haw, bro..hee haw”
to laugh loudly, somewhat like a donkey
what are you heehawing about? my joke wasn’t that funny!
a redneck or hick.
oklahoma is full of hee haws.
a disagreeable boor.

the word is derived from the sound that a donkey makes, therefore it is as if one is calling the heehaw a jack-ss, without actually using profanity.
when someone has been rude, offensive, boorish, and or inconsiderate one may call that person a heehaw.

“what a heehaw!”
1. a male; usually a lineman of sorts. has an unaltered laugh that sometimes resembles a jack-ss/donkey.

2. a male; with a think country accent. when heard over a radio, fellow workers call him this..
he sounds like he’s from that old tv show, heehaw!
the sound a bl–dy donkey makes, -donkey- -points at the guy who spelt it donkie-
i am a donkey.
i go hee-haw.