Heejee-weejee
a handjob from a very tall girl. usually results in chaffing, blueb-lls, and general regret. keystone light can be used as a lubricant.
alex “hey bro, last night i got a heejee-weejee from this tall chick!”
sam “how was it?”
alex “it sucked, i could have done better myself. now my d-ck is chaffed.”
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